Wheel of Life Coalition

For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles. You might want to adopt this routine. Three days a week works well.

Begin by standing outside behind the house, with a 5-LB potato sack in each hand.  Extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute.  Relax.

After one week move up to 10-LB potato sacks, then next week 50-LB potato sacks, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-LB potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight out for more than a  full minute.

After you feel confident at that level, start putting a couple of potatoes in each of the sacks, but be careful not to overdo it.

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

  

 

Thoughts for the day.....

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady came in and asked for a “seven ten” cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"How big is it?" they ask.

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?" they asked.

"I don't know,” she said. “But it’s always been there!"

Someone gave her a note pad and asked her to draw a picture of it. She makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes “710”. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it. They fall down behind the counter laughing in hysterics.

One guy finally says, "I think you want an ‘OIL’ cap, lady."